Are you a dude?
Whatever dude. Don’t be such a diva.
Hey girl. We the makers of the Brogrammer Quiz respect women, especially those who work in a field full of dudes. Must not be easy, and this brogrammer thing is probably not helping. So we hope you can cut us some slack for indulging in some bro humor. In any case, we admire you for being a trailblazer for women programmers. You’re like a flower blooming in the desert and we salute you.
Have you heard of Girl Develop It? Check them out and spread the word. If there were more of you around it would be better for everybody!
So, do you sling code or what?
Sorry, you may be a bro, but you’re no brogrammer. This quiz ain’ for you.
That’ll work, broseph.
Right on man.
Coding is cool and all, but you gotta make sure to save time for raging.
Way totally overdoing it there. That is redonkulous.
What best describes your torso?
Time to hit the gym, bro!
Time to go on a diet and hit the gym, bro!
Average is for Joes, not Bros.
Sounds like you need to do some man grooming.
Not bad bro, but you need to really bro for it and get that six-pack.
That’s epic, bro.
In college, you were a...
Oh no dude! You totally missed out!
G.I.BRO! Broing is half the battle, yo.
Couldn’t keep the partying in check, eh? Happens to the best of us...
That is a buzzkill.
Shoulda joined a frat, brah.
Rock on broski!
When did you go to school? The 90’s?
That’s cool, but dude, you should have totally joined a frat.
Ok special snowflake, get over yourself and get with the brogram.
Do you have a tribal tattoo?
How do you do with the ladies?
That’s cool bro. Modern Brociety totally supports Bromosexual Rights!
Don’t give up brolio. Just keep tryin’.
Yo! You need to head to Diesel, invest in some new threads and get in the game son!
Just ok? You need to bro up
Out of the game? She better be worth it bromeo!
Good for you dude.
Hey, good times. Can you take a break and do us a solid? Click that like button.
And while you’re at it, throw us a tweet broseph!
Dude, get some prescription Oakleys, bro.
On a budget? That’s cool bro.
Coffee is over bro.
Looks like we got a Mr. Fancypants on our hands here.
Totally not healthy, bro.
Good stuff broseph.
Not good for the six pack, bro.
Way to keep up with the trends bro.
Bro, you lack flavor.
What sounds like the most fun?
Dude that sounds pretty lame.
Bro, video games are cool and all. Like for killing time before you party hard.
Get ripped bro!
Nature is boring. Wouldn’t you rather be partying hard?
Quality time with the bros. Nice.
It is nice to hang, but if shots aren’t involved, you’re not doing it right.
Coding is fun, but come on. Stash the laptop and live it up a little bro!
Chillin’ out. Nice bro.
You need to chill out bro.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Don’t give up on life. There’s still time for you to turn it around.
If you didn’t drop at least a C-note on your jeans, then you’re not doing it right.
Who do you think you are? Peter Pan?
Select from the following tuneage to listen to while coding.
What do you need to concentrate or something? Use a framework and stop being a buzzkill.
I get it bro. You want people to think you have class. Smooth move dude.
Yeah, like coding at a bonfire. Sweet.
Hip to the Hop and bros don’t stop
Bro? Come on.
Hey old-timer, why don’t you just retire?
Ok bro. Just make sure you’re alone
Just the hits. Good call bro.
That stuff is ok.
You gotta be kidding.
Too cool for school? I don’t think so.
You’re hungry. What do you do?
Good for sharing with the bros.
Efficient and good for the six pack. Nice.
Macho Man was an epic bro. Respect.
There’s no brotein in cigarettes, bro.
Just be sure you hit the gym extra hard bro.
Doesn’t sound too good for the six pack, bro.
Salads are for the ladies, bro.
Your Broficiency Quotient (BQ) is 0
...making you a Regular Joegrammer
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